Take a look at your inbox. How many messages are from a human? If it feels almost as dystopian as checking your physical mailbox, which is overflowing with ads, solicitations, and other corporate honeypots, then you're not alone.
Remember what it felt like to get a letter from your grandmother, with a slightly misaligned purple butterfly forever stamp in the corner and some faded ink that reads "postage paid"? It's a feeling we all deserve to give and receive, and one that can outlive the physical post.
Whether you've been accosted by a foreign prince, non-consensually subscribed to a summer product catalog for the 8th time, or spear-phished for juicy corporate secrets, you're holding out hope that grandma's letter will come. So give your fellow humans something to look forward to by sending them a message beautifully signed by Cent, and let them know it's really you.
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